Puns & Pick Up Lines

[Dago]

Do you want to participate in server content creation, leave your mark in history, have a legacy that will make you remembered through the ages?

Then this is not for you.

What is this all about?

Those little things in action logs, where it says "Killed by Eraser" and "Obtained crap". This is your chance, to spit out all the funny messages, puns, pick up lines, dain bramaging terminologies, rentally metarted phrases and so on.

What we want?

Player input for action log messages, to be customized, but they must be WITTY, so turn on your party modes, grab some drinks, smoke a joint and write up something interesting. Basically, change existing & outdated ones, into something more fun.

What you get?

From all submissions, i will choose 10 (ten) and each staff member will choose 1 (one) of their favorites and reward with a future custom weapon of your choice.

When does this end?

This thread will be locked once enough good answers are posted in my opinion.

Rules?

Yes, when replying with ideas try to avoid something EXTENSIVELY insulting, also please include the message ID, otherwise i won't know which one you want to change.
You may participate more than once, meaning: If you have enough good ideas, can win all the prizes.

FULL LIST OF PHRASES WE WANT TO CHANGE:

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1 "You have died"
2 "<p> died"
3 "<t> died"
4 "<p> killed <t>"
8 "Killed <t> "
9 "Killed by <t>"
10 "<p> is killed by <t>"
52 "Attained <i>"
53 "Gained <b>G"
54 "Sold <i>"
55 "Succeeded in linking <i> with <r>"
56 "Failed to link <i> with <r> "
57 "Succeeded in extracting lapis from <i>"
58 "failed to extract lapis from <i>"
59 "Learned <s>"
61 "<p> attained <i>"
62 "Lapis cannot be linked"
63 "Already linked with the same type lapis"
67 "<i> [<v>]level Upgrade Completed."
68 "<i> [<v>]level Upgrade failed."
100 "<v><hp> is restored with <i>"
200 "Cannot attack target"
202 "This doesn't belong to you"
203 "Invited <p>"
204 "<p> invited"
205 "<p> joined the party"
206 "<p> rejected the party's invitation"
207 "Joined the party"
208 "Rejected the party invitation"
209 "Requested <p> a transaction"
210 "<p> requested a transaction"
211 "Transaction has been completed successfully"
212 "Transaction has been canceled"
215 "Recharge must be completed before next use"
216 "Cannot use that skill right now"
222 "Requested battle with <p>"
223 "<p> requested battle"
226 "Cannot battle"
227 "Cannot use the item due to its limitation"
228 "Using Dual Weapons"
229 "Cannot equip <i>"
232 "Must choose the target"
233 "Too far away from an opponent"
234 "Stored <i> in warehouse"
235 "Found <i> in warehouse"
236 "Found <v>G in warehouse"
237 "Stored <v>G in warehouse"
238 "Inventory is full"
240 "trade has been cancelled by the other player"
241 "Insufficient inventory for a transaction"
242 "The other player has insufficient inventory space."
243 "Completed the quest"
246 "Unavailable clan "
247 "Unavailable mode"
248 "Unavailable profession"
251 "Will be moved to the nearest town in 10 seconds. Resurrection will be cancelled in case of moving"
300 "Rejected transaction request"
301 "Kick <p> from the party"
302 "Grant <p> party leadership"
303 "Insufficient gold"
304 "<p> cannot be invited to the party"
305 "Left the party for good"
306 "<p> left the party for good"
307 "You are granted as a party leader"
308 "<p> is granted as a party leader"
309 "A party leader kicked you from the party"
310 "<p> has been kicked from the party"
311 "Unavailable level"
312 "Insufficient range
315 "A previous skill is required "
316 "Cannot attack"
317 "Wrong target"
321 "The opponent refused transaction"
322 "Transaction in process with another user"
331 "Cannot deliver message"
332 "Ban chatting by operator"
346 "Already in another party."
347 "The character doesn't exist."
348 "Already in a party."
358 "Left the party."
359 "Saved <b> screen shot"
384 "Guild accepted join-request"
385 "Guild rejected join-request"
386 "Requested to join."
387 "Rejected join-request."
388 "<b> guild accpeted join-request"
389 "<b> guild rejected join-request"
390 "Quit guild."
391 "Impossible to quit guild."
392 "Kicked from guild."
393 "Kicked <b> from guild."
396 "<b>'s authorization has been changed."
397 "<b> quit guild."
398 "<b> has been kicked from guild."
399 "Buddy registration has been rejected."
400 "Buddy registration has been accepted."
402 "Succeeded in blocking."
409 "Individual market has been opened"
410 "Individual market has been closed."
818 "Do you want to accept <p>'s party member summon?"
819 "Accepted <p>'s party member summon."
820 "Rejected <p>'s party member summon."
835 "<p> used firecrackers."

[Dago]

I claim
202: "Stealing is bad, mmkay?"

[jaydee69]

8. Murdered _____(name)
9 Got banged by _____
215 Chill
56 Stop crying and go farm again.
58 You needed that lapis? Sorry
68 I know how it feels.
200 Friendlyfire is OFF.
204 Netflix and Chill?
223 Sparring with me?
61 <P> got em <I>
54 Sold <I> cause you're too broke.
229 Try to be normal sometimes.
240 Offer good items next time.
241 Clean your room.
307 You will be leading the kids.
308 <P> will lead the kids.
309 
331 Too late.
359 Selfie Captured.Upload later.
409 Pray for Buyers and Offerings.
410 Too overpriced.

[henna]

223 "<p> wants you to prove your might"
835 "<p>: Incase you didn't know, firecrackers are international symbol for PARTY OVER HERE!"